Is This Where I Was Going? by Natasha Josefowitz
Today's Women
We are
Today's women
Born Yesterday
Dealing with tomorrow.
Good Management Potential
If I'm assertive,
I'm seen as aggressive.
If I'm aggressive
I'm a bitch.
I won't be promoted.
Let's try it again.
If I'm nonassertive,
I'm seen as a patsy.
If I'm a patsy
I won't be promoted.
Let's try it once more.
If I'm very careful,
I can go unnoticed.
If I'm unnoticed,
no one will know
I want to be promoted.
Any suggestions?
Stereotypes
She said to him
"The academic life must be pleasant
You're a professor, how nice!"
He said to her,
"Well, maybe someday
you'll marry one"
She said to him,
"Why should I marry one
when I can be one?"
Promotion
If she wants to move up
but he wants to move in,
one of them will move out
and it won't be him.
Can't Do It All!
If I do this
I won't get that done
If I do that
this will slip by
If I do both
neither will be perfect.
Not everything worth doing
is worth doing well.
All poems by Natasha Josefowitz - blogged with admiration.
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