Bob's Pie

Bob said "I want to make a pie"
"Ok" I said
"What do you want to buy
to put in your pie?"
Bob said "Potatoes."
"Just potatoes?"
Bob said "Yes."

Whose Bob!

"Whose Bob" he said.
"Somebody I know
and you don't!"

by DiH

Quotes

"I hold that a writer who does not passionately believe in the perfectibility of man has no dedication nor any membership in literature" John Steinbeck

And funny ones (I love these useless snippets of information!)

"The first toilet in a block of public toilets is the least likely to be used and hence is the cleanest." Heard on the radio - could this be true I hope so as I now always use the first cubicle".

"All polar bears are left handed." - Come next time you watch a wildlife show I know that like me you will have to check which hand they use to grab that fish!

DiH